Your dad touched me again.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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