you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have already put on my inside pants.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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