I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
she told me i tasted like america
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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