What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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