so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i think i just lost a toe
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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