so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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