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garbage dick
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you win
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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