I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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