this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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