you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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