Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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