So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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