Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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