The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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