my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I currently don't understand fingers.
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