was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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