All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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