Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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