He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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