Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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