Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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