Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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