Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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