i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
