so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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