real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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