Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
