Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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