Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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