when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We left an ass print on the piano.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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