the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
