i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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