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(770): View more from Georgia

cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

(1-770): View more from Georgia

i said paris hilton

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thats even worse

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(716): View more from New York

strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

(703): View more from Virginia

how does that even get suggested?!

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after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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(419): View more from Ohio

cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?

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(913): View more from Kansas

Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays

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(361): View more from Texas

He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage

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(646): View more from New York

The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window

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