is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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