im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize