Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
