porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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