so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i think i just lost a toe
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