let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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