Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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