why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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