my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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