and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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