I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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