If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
