yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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