Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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