How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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