Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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