you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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