thus making me awesome and them whores
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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