Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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