I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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