Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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