does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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