Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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